So I happen to have INCREDIBLY THICK hair. It's not like "oh, you're hair's so 'pretty'" because it's thick; it's more like "oh my god that girl has triangular hair" because it's thick. And before 3:45 today, it was not only triangular, but also halfway down my back!!!
(Now you get to use your deductive reasoning to figure out what happened at 3:45 today. HINT: looking at the title might help)